Who am I?

When someone asks you the question of "who are you?" You would usually respond with your name and then proceed to get to know the person who asked the question through more questions. It's a rigorous process that takes a long time to really understand a persons charater.
          I would make this system take even longer because I would just make a new self up. I would say I'm James Palk from Transylvania, I know how to fly planes and had once climbed on the pyramids. Now most of those reading wouldn't belive me if I told you in person, or would you? Most of what I say is said with an air of confidence. Unlikely as it is if you say anything with confidence people tend to belive you, and while in actuality they are probably wrong some of the time. Anyways, I have a professional degree in bullshitology, or the science of making things up, for good reason. I've always been able to spin the tallest tales from the most mundane activities and create beautiful works of fiction.
       What's weird though is that I'm quite a literal person, I'll take anything you say at face value and won't notice the joke till later. It's a contrast to how I talk because I tell jokes and stories all the time yet I can't seem to understand when other people are doing it. I am a very polarizing person, some people hate me and some people love me but that just life. I am also very lazy, I wouldn't do the slightest bit of homework if I could get away with it, but at the same time I drag my self awake at 6:30 in the morning to go running. I don't know how I can manage to run 3 miles everyday even when it starts to hurt while I can't do a few math problems to save my life. It's weird, probably because I'm weird.
        Weirdness though isn't a horrible thing, I personally like strange characters to normal ones. I find that people who act normal or never do anything interesting are just hiding from themselves because there is no such thing as normal. I for example do whatever I want whenever I want, most people would be too shy or cautious to just do something without cause. It's quite fun and I'd suggest doing it once or twice cause you'd be surprised where the brain takes you when it's free to wander.
 That's all the rambling I have for now, I'll just talk to you later then.