So you wanna learn how at make enemies with rapid ease? Well it's fairly easy once you know how, all it takes is some attitude, posturing and a few words. Now people are fairly easy to manipulate especially if you want them to feel a certain emotion and anger is the easiest emotion to provoke.
The first step to having your very own nemesis is an unexpected one, you must befriend your target. Now I know what your thinking "why would I wanna befriend someone who I want to hate me?" Well I'll tell you why. No one is gonna care if you just out of the blue start insulting them, they'd be offended sure but they really wouldn't care.
You want the target and you to have past history for this to work. I'm sure everyone here has made a friend before so I needn't explain that one but you'll know when your ready to cross them when they are either texting you all the time or talking to you all the time, the ladder being better.
Anyways, now you have to act as if your friend has preformed some slight against you. Make it small and insignificant. Don't tell them to their face, I doubt your a god enough actor to pull it off but you should either text them a lot of malicious things or call them and start yelling. Now avoid them the next day, don't look at them or talk to them and the next step is very important.
After a good day of this you gotta confront them. What I mean by that is you should yell at them, call them all sorts of horrible insults and curses. They will be shocked and confused but you must keep it up, the insults gotta keep coming and then as soon as you start shouting at each other tell them that you guys are through.
Now this is the part where if you were a nice and normal human the friendship would end and that is it but for our evil purposes we must press further. Call or text them to insult them further. Do it a whole bunch or till they block your number. Then whenever you see them, insult them until they do the same to you and tada you got yourself a enemy
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